SKELETOR — Hell Fire Rock Machine

SKELETOR

Hell Fire Rock Machine (2004)

Label: Go-Nuts/SPV/Soyuz
★★★½ 7/10
By Can\'t Do

And here we have the first release from Go-Nuts Music, a new subdivision of Diversity Media that primarily puts out beer-soaked biker rock and punk of nihilistic proportions. The imagery is fittingly on-brand: fanged skulls, fire, chains, and logos as simple as building blocks, occupying the release covers in varying proportions. SKELETOR is no exception — the sinister grin of the Jolly Roger against a crimson glow and two crossed objects that are either motorcycle pistons or human shinbones. Speaking of "Hell Fire Rock Machine," stylistically the creation of these German "skeletons" sits at the crossroads of MOTORHEAD circa "Hammered" and trendy influences a la GREEN DAY. The very first track, "Rock It?," delights with a catchy chorus and genuine rock'n'roll drive. It should be noted right away that SKELETOR's lyrical side won't exactly pamper connoisseurs of fine literature — the language of New York streets confidently pushes aside the indignant ghost of Shakespeare (the title "Bitch Keeps On Rockin'" alone speaks volumes). "Trust Nobody" opens with a deceptive lyrical maneuver, but within the first minute the band's demonic side reveals itself in full. Among the abundance of tracks on "Hell Fire Rock Machine," the thermonuclear banger "Spader," the unstoppable "Rat Race," and the SEX PISTOLS-worthy rager "Desperation" stand out for their excellence and hit potential. Despite the pronounced nostalgia for the "steel" '80s, the impeccable recording and competent production deserve recognition. So — watch out, Billboard! SKELETOR is coming!!!